If tomb is pronounced as toom, and womb is pronounced as woom, why isn’t bomb pronounced as boom?
How do you make one disappear? Add a ‘g’ and it’s gone.
A man walks into the doctor’s office and tells the doctor about his symptoms. The doctor said that he was dehydrated and he needed to drink 8 cups of water each day. The man said this was impossible. When the doctor asked why the man said, “Because I only have 2 cups at home.”
If a fly loses its wings, is it now called a walk?
3 friends are playing 2 truths and a lie. The first friend says, “Ok, let’s see…I’m super tall…My eyes are green…And a building once fell on me almost crushing me.” The second friend says, “Uh, yeah, it has to be a little more harder than that.” The third friendly nervously says, “Uh, dude,…his eyes are brown.” The second friend is quiet for a moment then says, “A BUILDING ALMOST WHAT?!”
Video: The duck joke.
Donut holes are named because they come from the holes in donuts, right? But that’s just like digging a hole, then looking at the pile of dirt, and calling it the hole.
John boards a plane and heads for his seat. When John arrived at his seat, he sees a man named Chris is already in his seat. John kindly asks Chris to move explaining that this was his seat. Chris tells John that that seat was also his and to move along. Not wanting to cause a fight, John goes to get the flight attendant named Sophie. John tells Sophie of the situation and even shows her his ticket. Sophie kindly asks Chris to go back to his seat and let John have his seat. Irritated, Chris storms back to his seat. John kindly thanks Sophie for her help. Sophie says, “Oh don’t worry about it. Chris is the captain anyway.”